Q1.) “Why are you called The City Fathers?”
We are huge fans of the older seasons of The Simpsons. The name is actually an obscure reference to a great scene in an episode in which Homer finds a big pile of Sugar.
Q2.) Why is Steve so angry at Kanye West?
“Kanye is exactly what is wrong the world. A talentless fuckwit worth millions given to him by idiots that don’t know any better.” – Steve
Q3.) What do ye talk about on the site?
Everything and nothing. Check the site and stop asking question broseph!
Q4.) Do you guys really have special talents down there?
I think it’s fair to say we’re both pretty confident in our footballing abilities
Q5.) What ever happened to Ask The City Fathers?
Like all great men we learn from our failures, alas we didn’t even get asked a single question other than what’s your phone number and so we did away with it like a cheap prostitute that mouthed off a bit too much. If you want to contact us you can send us a mail to firstname.lastname@example.org We are also on social networking sites, see the home page to find us.
Q6.) If I kill you do I become you?
Don’t be crazy, we have 76 black belts a piece, we will whip you with each. We know a little karate too.