Category Archives: Guest Blog

Guest Blog : Run Leona!!

Wow! Easily our most psychotic guest blogger yet! I called bossman Rory earlier today to make sure it was legal to post such hatred, it was a 5 second call but he seems to think it’s all good. “Rory we … Continue reading

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Guest Blog – Gemma is a Hoarder…

Meet our latest Guest Blogger…Gemma! Who is she? Not a clue! What’s her deal? I dunno! So what’s the deal? She hoards crap to the point of mental breakdown and we offered her a wheelie to blog for us. Everybody … Continue reading

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“Please and Thank You” Please! : A RetailBoy Joint

God I hate people. Why must they complicate my life with their useless presence? I know what you’re thinking. “Ohh RetailBoy what’s new, you dechivelled lump of walking misery! You hate people…we get it!” And you would be right to … Continue reading

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I hacked your blog guys, let the games begin.

Mwuhahaha! Guess who finally got on your precious blog?? That’s right, you two idiots can’t stop me now! Let’s fill all of your filthy fans in on your sick little game shall we? Rory and Steve are far too proud … Continue reading

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Guest Blog : John only lives once, defiantly just the once.

That’s right, another guest blog in one week! But hey, you must me getting pretty sick of Rory and Steve by now right? Of course you are not but it’s good to have something to break up the day isn’t … Continue reading

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Guest Blog – Paul is a zombie now…true story

Guys…I don’t know how to tell you this but you remember Paul right? He did a piece on here awhile back which made us all chuckle and forget our worries? You know…this one. Remember how he USED to be alive? … Continue reading

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Guest Blog : The Scarlet Pumpernickel seeks his fortune

So… I recently experienced the third hot towel shave of my life and as I lay there and thoroughly enjoyed myself under the gentle caress of a moustachio-ed barber man in his late forties and a microwave-heated cotton linen I … Continue reading

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