Category Archives: Fun in Retail

The Office: A RetailBoy joint.

It has been a little while since my last entry. You know me as a miserable prick that hates his job and all of the people that assault me with their presence. The retail environment is like no other and … Continue reading

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Now I’v heard it all! – A RetailBoy Joint

It’s a phrase I am loath to utter because you just cannot possibly know for sure. “Now Iv heard it all” is something I have never said, that is, until today. As I have worked in Retail all my life … Continue reading

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“Please and Thank You” Please! : A RetailBoy Joint

God I hate people. Why must they complicate my life with their useless presence? I know what you’re thinking. “Ohh RetailBoy what’s new, you dechivelled lump of walking misery! You hate people…we get it!” And you would be right to … Continue reading

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“Happy F’n Christmas” from RetailBoy

Hello City Fathers people. Its me, your lovable depression-riddled human bring down, RetailBoy. My Nokia 3310 informs me that it has just turned midnight and has fallen into November 1st…the beginning of hell. Each day of the next four months … Continue reading

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“Today” by RetailBoy

So my good friend RetailBoy emailed me this evening as I sat down to my wholesome dinner of lobsters stuffed with tacos. Looks like he had a bad day. Sad face for him. Actually his face is always sad, he’s … Continue reading

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Get this…

Fun in retail. So get this! There I am at work being a miserable prick and insulting any colleague that has the balls to actually attempt to speak to me when a customer walks up to with a game he … Continue reading

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Steve on “The Shot Heard Around The World”

This morning I had a few minutes to kill before the shop opened so I decided to clear out some old emails. There are years worth of emails in my work account and it needed to be done sooner or … Continue reading

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