Dear planet Earth,
I apologise for my lateness but I was busy watching Manchester United ruin my sanity last night to be bothered with this bit. But then I got to thinking. What do United need? In my opinion at least three new defenders and at least 4 midfielders while kicking Michael Carrick into the raging fires of the sun. Thats just the start.
We need a new manager, Moyes is not up to it. We can sign close to 10 new players but if he is not capable of playing incisive attacking football what is the point?
“David Moyes with Juan Mata is like a Mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!” – Lyle Lanly. Feb 2014
We need a new manager that can give the team a kick in the ass. A man that can give the team that one elusive quality reserved only for the most confident, powerful and fearef people on the earth. We need somebody who can give them…THE POWER OF THE GLADIATORS!
I give you the finest collection of words ever put to music.