Bitches Be Trippin’

So I just moved place. A few days ago I got home from work and found the following note attached to my door.

Bitch

This lead to a lot of speculating between myself and everybody on my Facebook and work colleagues. Just what was the story behind this? Is Rosie a nickname and it’s a guy, in the picture it’s an e-mail address which is blanked out above to keep any of our beloved readers, who are likely some sick motherfuckers from e-mailing this poor fucker, the address seemed like it could be a mans name also. Anyways, a few days after I got the note, I got a knock on the door. This lady was at my door with a cute little puppy cradled in her arms. She looks wierded out that I answered the door and say’s “Where is Melissa?” I said, “I don’t know, I moved in here a few days ago” She replies: “Where did Melissa move?”, I said “I don’t know” , She said “Why would she move and not tell me”, I said “I don’t know”, She said “Where is my note? I left a note on this door a few days ago?” , I said “I have it, I was going to give it into the front desk for them to forward it on” , She says “Can I have my note?” I give it to her and she looks like she’s a little less upset and says “Hey, Do you want this puppy!?” , I said “Mmmmm…no?” and slowly closed the door.

Bitches….they be trippin’

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