Monthly Archives: December 2012

The Truth About Christmas

As you are now well aware I am a spectacular journalist. So rather than spend Christmas Day enjoying myself I am here for you, Steves people. Work has been a complete bitch, as it usually is this time of year, … Continue reading

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Flying Home for Christmas

Here I sit in the airport at my gate waiting to board a 14 hour flight to Heathrow on my way to Galway via Dublin. I flew out of Dublin to move to Phoenix 10 months ago. In that 10 … Continue reading

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Some more Rihanna hate

It is no secret that we here at TheCityFathers.com hate modern music but nobody, and The Rock means nobody, pisses us off more than that skank whore Rihanna. (That dear reader is how you start a blog) The radio was … Continue reading

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Rory buys a Macbook

I was very excited opening up my Macbook, more so then when I got my last couple of other laptops. This was a completely new and unique experience for me. On opening the box and taking it out I was … Continue reading

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“Please and Thank You” Please! : A RetailBoy Joint

God I hate people. Why must they complicate my life with their useless presence? I know what you’re thinking. “Ohh RetailBoy what’s new, you dechivelled lump of walking misery! You hate people…we get it!” And you would be right to … Continue reading

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Christmas Party Notice

Why would you get ME to print the notice for the work Christmas Party?! Backspace…ClipArt…Type…Ctrl P! Damn it, I typed ChristAMS?!! Stupid keyboard and faulty brain. Still, I made a point. They annoyed me so much this year that I … Continue reading

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Stop the Internet and give it to this guy!

Cancel everything. I’m sure most of you have already seen this pic and dialogue with it already but Im new to it’s existence. If I haven’t seen it perhaps you haven’t? Anyway, behold! I declare this person as “Internet Winner” … Continue reading

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