So it’s 1am and I’m watching Tv. I’m sure everybody has seen these ads. “Girls are chatting and having fun on the phone right now”.
Let’s get some reality. Girls are not chatting and having fun on the phone right now. They are either in bed with their boyfriends or asleep themselves. They likely made a cup of tea half an hour ago, put on their PJs and went to bed…they most definitely are not chatting on the phone and having fun “right now”.
The ones that are…they are drunk outside Supermacs falling over whichever guy has the largest arms in a preppy collared T-Shirt and chinos. She will likely will go back to his house if her friends allow her to. She will talk shite until 6am before asking for a taxi. She well then be informed that a taxi is unlikely at that hour and resign to the fact that she’s sleeping at his place. After putting on her suiters t shirt she will nod off within seconds of getting into bed leading to intense sexual frustration for her host.
In the morning, after the awkward “I can’t believe we wasted our time” moment, she will leave after complaining that she has to walk to a taxi in her dress from last night.
So no, girls are not “chatting and having fun on the phone right now”. They are in bed. You are awake watching questionable television at stupid o clock.