Before I went to spend the entire day watching football today I decided to go for a gentlemans stroll around the lively streets of Galway. It was the first “Super Sunday” of the season, the sun was out and I had a song in my heart. As I skipped deliriously down the rainy cobblestone laden pavement of shop street I was struck by a gathering of people. I had to investigate.
It was another of these fucking hippie groups “performing” on the streets…I believe they call it art? Essentially it was a group of hairy people dressed as Priests and Nuns falling over in sequence…then standing up…the falling down again…over and over again to the aborted sounds of the band Creed. Holy severed toe Batman! What a pile of fuck!
After they finished people (lots of people) walked up and gave them money….the fuck?! All they did was stand up and fall down for an extended period of time! If I charged people for that luxury I would be making serious money on a Saturday night. I’m sure they had some refuckulously convoluted point or theme to it but for the love of sweet baby Jesus what a load of wank.
I am sick of these clowns and their “Performance Art” and the fact that people give them hard earned cash is beyond unbelievable. So I thought if I can’t beat them why not join them?
This is me being just as impactful and important as these hippie fucks. The following is just as useful to the world as those idiots. My theme? My point? It’s two fold… Firstly it’s a protest against the removal of the former planet Pluto being now classed as a star rather than a planet and secondly it’s because I can. The whole piece is set to Holier Than Thou by Metallica…Enjoy my “ART”.
That’s right…all of that just happened.