The day has finally arrived…Ireland are back in a major tournament after 10 years and I’m extremely excited. We are in a ridiculously tough group but I think we can get out of it. Now, I know Trap has trouble with English and communicating his extremely defensive tactics so The City Fathers are here to help. It just needs an inspirational speech…something to get the lads fired up and give them pride in their jerseys. Nobody, and I mean nobody can fire up a team like Coach Gordon Bombay.
“We are going to stick together you know why? Because we are ducks…and DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
Just when you think they are about to break apart…DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
When the wind blows hard and the sky is black…DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
And just when everybody says it can’t be done…DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!”
It’s simple Ireland…hit them with the Flying V, 18-0 Ireland! Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack…