As I sit here suffering in 24 degree heat I honestly want to die. There is no way I can have less clothes on me while staying within the law and I’m starting to feel murderously murderous…rediculously hot hot heat brings out the angry, restless, agitated Steve. I dont deal well with it and today has furthered my belief that if I go to Australia there is a 110% chance I will melt.
I’m fine with it when I’m outside and relaxing but being indoors at work is horrible on a day like this. “It’s very warm out today isn’t it?” I COULDN’T TELL YOU! There are no windows in this prison of heat and broken dreams so F OFF!!!
But two things have brought me out of it.
Firstly, “there’s great dryin out” and secondly…
God I love that scene and it is exactly how I feel right now! I’m off to the closest, finest, cheapest Beer Garden I can find.
Word to your Moms,