Lyrics in 2012

I just heard this “song” on the radio there a few minutes ago and I am genuinely in shock that this is what passes for lyrics and music these days. It’s a “song” called ‘Sorry for party rocking’ by those absolute cunts LMFAO.

Yo, I be up in party looking for a hottie to bone
I got a drink in my hand and it’s just called buffalo
Poppin’ bottles in the house with the models in the V.I.P.
All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see

Let’s go
People always say that my music’s loud
Sorry for party rocking
Neighbors complain saying turn it down!
Sorry for party rocking
Haters don’t like we got the spotlight
Sorry for party rocking
When they talk shit, we just be like
Sorry for party rocking

Baby, baby, baby, I’m awfully crazy
Off ciroc, off patron, shit whatever’s tasty!
We don’t got no manners hanging off the rafters
Let’s go drink for drink a hundred bucks she won’t out last us.
Check my style take a good look I’m fresh bitch
In my whip with music so loud I’m deaf bitch
Getting brain at a redlight with people watching
Sorry for party rocking
If you show up already tore up this is what you say
Sorry for party rocking
And if you blacked out with your sack out this is what you say
Sorry for party rocking
And if you throw up in ya hoes cup this is what you say
Sorry for party rocking
And if she has a hissy fit cause your whiskey dick this is what you say
Sorry for party rocking

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I don’t give a fuck when I’m in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty
Gotta have it I’ma grab it, it’s a habit automatic like uzi, who’s he with the sick flow
Make a chick go crazy and flash them ta-ta’s it’s redfoo the dude a true party rockaaaah

I’m true to the game too, it’s called beerpong and I can’t lose I got a bunch of bad bitches in the back
With ciroc on tap and a little bit of grey goose oooo, Oh yeah we killin shit with our money
We diligent so here’s a sorry in advance, no hard feelings bitch
Sorry for party rocking

People always say that my music’s loud
Sorry for party rocking
Neighbors complain saying turn it down!
Sorry for party rocking
Haters don’t like we got the spotlight
Sorry for party rocking
When they talk shit, we just be like
Sorry for party rocking

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That’s right, you did just read that. What does any of that shite mean? That hurt my ovaries to read that and i dont even have ovaries…its that bad. I think we should pool all our money together to buy LMFAO a spaceship back to whatever planet that makes sense on. I seriously can’t put up with them anymore.

These lads are most likely millionaires based on absolute 110% horse shit like that! Do you feel good that we live in an age where these idiots are millionaires? If it is that easy to entertain the brain dead and musically challenged masses out there then I want in, I want that money. Here’s a song I just wrote called “Drinkin’ in the pub”

Well? What’s the craic?
I’m in the pub
Are you in the pub?
Let’s hit the pub

Shit yo where’s joe
I don’t know I have not seen him
Perhaps he’s in the jaxx
Havin the craic

Holy god what is this drink
Who is this clown that gave me this drink
I am unaware of his name
But I don’t think I was introduced

It smells like beer
Tastes like beer
Holy shit yo
I think it’s beer

chorus
Oh my god I’m so great
I want to tell everybody about it
Oh my god I’m so great
Tell errrrrverybody about it

Yo dawg…you see that chick
Shes so fine il use my shhhhh
I better not let her go adrift
cuz shit yo, I’m dyin for the shift

Up in the club now and just paid 12quid
This girl better still be here
I just bought her a drink
and now I ain’t got no money left, word

Repeat chorus 1789 times

Outside the club and I’m feeling dizzy
Looks like I spent all my money
Oh my god it’s supermacs
Let’s go to supermacs, yeah

Snack box pizza slice can of coke
I’m serious yo this ain’t no joke
Il fall home in 20 minutes
And drop my food en route

Drinkin in the pub yo
Drinkin in the pub
Perhaps I should not have been
Drinkin in the pub

Word
-Steven Murphy 2012

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See, judging by the shite out there that song will be number 1 across the globe and a minor hit on mars. If we don’t rise up against this sort of “music” our children will have to put up with the evolution of it where guys just pose and say “Yeah…shit” for three and a half minutes while his bitches just point at their boobs. That will be a gold record in 2022 mark my words.

Am I the only one on the planet that is still upset by this bull? Seriously I genuinely feel a physical pain when I hear this sort of music. I find myself shaking and rubbing my face when I hear the likes of LMFAO, Rihanna, Lady Gaga and any of the rest of the kiddie radio brigade.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck off the lot of you and die somewhere! Take Madonna with you as well.

Fuck my life,
Steve

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3 Responses to Lyrics in 2012

  1. Simone G says:

    This made me actually laugh out loud, as opposed to a hint of a smirk forming and then writing LOL in the comment box.

  2. Connor D says:

    And yet when somebody’s kids are out of control its always Marilyn Mansons fault

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