It’s that time again folks…I have been wronged and I need to vent! This weeks edition is a little unusual for it is I, Steve, that is the prick of the week! Are you serious bro?
I know this sounds crazy to you my disgusting public but even I have the capability to be an awful prick. To explain this story we need to travel back in time….
See there are 3 Steves. Past Steve, Present Steve and Future Steve. They never get along and cause each other nothing but hassle. I was out on the beer last night and I am absolutely fucked today, I simply cannot function. If Kanye West walked past me I don’t think I’d have the energy to smack him up side the head.
That handsome son of a bitch Past Steve went out on a work night on the high holy piss with little or no regard for Future Steve. He was so drunk that he fell asleep on the couch with the tv on and left the remains of a Vinnies takeaway on the floor. Inexcusable.
So Past Steve you are the prick of week. Curse your sexy ways!
Put that in your blog!